I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

The fact that I’m missing my teeth just means that there’s more room for your tongue.

Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Do your legs hurt? Because you’ve been running around my mind all night.

The word of the day is legs, let’s go to your house and spread the word.

The human body has 206 bones. Would you like another one?

Do you believe in love at first sight…or do I have to walk by again?

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you’re the bomb!

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Is it hot in here or is it you?

Is your dad an alien because their is nothing else like you in this world!

“You look like my first wife” “Really? How many times have you been married?” “Oh I’m still a bachelor”

Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!

Get your coat love, you’ve pulled.

Your place or mine?

You must be a parking ticket because you got the word fine written all over you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

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